A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:26 O children of Adam, We have bestowed upon you clothing to conceal your private parts and as adornment.
But the clothing of righteousness – that is best.
That is from the signs of Allāh that perhaps they will remember.
27 O children of Adam, let not Satan tempt you as he removed your parents from Paradise, stripping them of their clothing to show them their private parts.
Indeed, he sees you, he and his tribe, from where you do not see them.
Indeed, We have made the devils allies to those who do not believe.
28 And when they commit an immorality, they say, “We found our fathers doing it, and Allāh has ordered us to do it.”
Say, “Indeed, Allāh does not order immorality. Do you say about Allāh that which you do not know?”
29 Say, [O Muḥammad], “My Lord has ordered justice and that you direct yourselves [to the Qiblah] at every place [or time] of prostration, and invoke Him, sincere to Him in religion.”
Just as He originated you, you will return [to life] – 30 A group [of you] He guided, and a group deserved [to be in] error.
Indeed, they [i.e., the latter] had taken the devils as allies instead of Allāh while they thought that they were guided.
31 O children of Adam, take your adornment [i.e., wear your clothing] at every masjid, and eat and drink, but be not excessive.
Indeed, He likes not those who commit excess.
32 Say, “Who has forbidden the adornment of [i.e., from] Allāh which He has produced for His servants and the good [lawful] things of provision?”
Say, “They are for those who believed during the life of this world, exclusively [for them] on the Day of Resurrection.”
Thus do We detail the verses for a people who know.
Koran 7:26-32
Here’s my improved version:
7:26 Allah doesn’t provide clothes. A sign Allah doesn’t provide.
Through history, it’s usually women who make clothing for their men, themselves, and their children.
27 Satan didn’t strip Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve clothed themselves with leaves, then GOD provided them with skin garments.
Muhammad claims that he makes the devils allies of the unbelievers.
28 Muhammad confirmed the words of the unbelievers, just before contradicting them.
29 Is that two, three or five times daily prayer, Muhammad?
30 Muhammad claims that the unbelievers have taken the devils as allies.
31 Allah doesn’t provide clothes. A sign Allah doesn’t provide.
32 Allah doesn’t provide clothes. A sign Allah doesn’t provide.
Qur’an 7:26-32
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 