A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
7:19 And “O Adam, dwell, you and your wife, in Paradise and eat from wherever you will but do not approach this tree, lest you be among the wrongdoers.”
20 But Satan whispered to them to make apparent to them that which was concealed from them of their private parts.
He said, “Your Lord did not forbid you this tree except that you become angels or become of the immortal.”
21 And he swore [by Allāh] to them, “Indeed, I am to you from among the sincere advisors.”
22 So he made them fall, through deception.
And when they tasted of the tree, their private parts became apparent to them, and they began to fasten together over themselves from the leaves of Paradise.
And their Lord called to them, “Did I not forbid you from that tree and tell you that Satan is to you a clear enemy?”
23 They said, “Our Lord, we have wronged ourselves, and if You do not forgive us and have mercy upon us, we will surely be among the losers.”
24 [Allāh] said, “Descend, being to one another enemies. And for you on the earth is a place of settlement and enjoyment [i.e., provision] for a time.”
25 He said, “Therein you will live, and therein you will die, and from it you will be brought forth.”
Koran 7:19-25
Notice that there’s an obvious missing verse between 24 and 25, because “He said,”.
Here’s my improved version:
7:19 Another repeated and corrupted story about Adam (and Eve).
Allah quotes Allah, perfection!
20 Muhammad quotes the words of Satan, because they’re better than the perfect words of perfect Allah.
21 Muhammad quotes the words of Satan, because they’re better than the perfect words of perfect Allah.
22 Allah quotes Allah, perfection!
23 Muhammad quotes the words of Adam and Eve who speak together as one person – Muhammad’s madness on display.
24 Allah quotes Allah, perfection!
24.5 Missing Verse. What could go here? Perhaps Koran 2:37?
Koran 2:37 Then Adam received from his Lord [some] words, and He accepted his repentance. Indeed, it is He who is the Accepting of repentance, the Merciful.
25 Allah quotes Allah, perfection!
Qur’an 7:19-25
As a reminder, “Allah” quoting “Allah” shows that there are no perfect words of the perfect Qur’an with perfect Allah and no Allah. The meta-references of the quotes show that the Koran is a “reminder” of what the “People of the Book” have in their “Book“. In other words, the Qur’an is incoherent and imaginary, and the Muslims are not “People of the Book“. Why? Because Muhammad got his “reminder” wrong.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
