A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
So if they deny you, [O Muḥammad],
say, “Your Lord is the possessor of vast mercy; but His punishment cannot be repelled from the people who are criminals.”
Koran 6:147
Here’s my improved version:
Allah, the stone idol, didn’t reward or punish anyone.
Qur’an 6:147
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 