A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And they say, “What is in the bellies of these animals1 is exclusively for our males and forbidden to our females. But if it is [born] dead, then all of them have shares therein.”
He will punish them for their description.
Indeed, He is Wise and Knowing.
Koran 6:139
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad and Allah are unable to suggest better practises for herding and managing sheep, goats, cattle, camels, etc.
Thus Allah (and Muhammad) are the foolish and ignorant.
Oh, and Allah didn’t punish them at all.
Qur’an 6:139
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 