A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
So whoever Allāh wants to guide – He expands his breast to [contain] Islām; and whoever He wants to send astray – He makes his breast tight and constricted as though he were climbing into the sky.
Thus does Allāh place defilement upon those who do not believe.
Koran 6:125
Here’s my improved version:
Allah is incoherent and acts against his own false prophet, Muhammad.
In other words, Muhammad blames Allah for his incompetence.
Qur’an 6:125
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 