A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:112 And thus We have made for every prophet an enemy – devils from mankind and jinn, inspiring to one another decorative speech in delusion.
But if your Lord had willed, they would not have done it, so leave them and that which they invent.
113 And [it is] so the hearts of those who disbelieve in the Hereafter will incline toward it [i.e., deceptive speech] and that they will be satisfied with it and that they will commit that which they are committing.
Koran 6:112-113
Here’s my improved version:
6:112 Muhammad fails at his job as a mouthpiece for the idol Allah, so he blames Allah for his failures.
113 Allah is an idol. Muhammad was incompetent and so a false prophet and messenger. Koran is nonsense and lies. Islam is false.
Qur’an 6:112-113
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 