Qur’an 6:84-90

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

6:84 And We gave to him [i.e., Abraham] Isaac and Jacob – all [of them] We guided.

And Noah, We guided before; and among his descendants, David and Solomon and Job and Joseph and Moses and Aaron.

Thus do We reward the doers of good.

85 And Zechariah and John and Jesus and Elias – and all were of the righteous.

86 And Ishmael and Elisha and Jonah and Lot – and all [of them] We preferred over the worlds.

87 And [some] among their fathers and their descendants and their brothers – and We chose them and We guided them to a straight path.

88 That is the guidance of Allāh by which He guides whomever He wills of His servants.

But if they had associated others with Allāh, then worthless for them would be whatever they were doing.

89 Those are the ones to whom We gave the Scripture and authority and prophethood.

But if they [i.e., the disbelievers] deny it, then We have entrusted it to a people who are not therein disbelievers.

90 Those are the ones whom Allāh has guided, so from their guidance take an example.

Say, “I ask of you for it [i.e., this message] no payment. It is not but a reminder for the worlds.”

Koran 6:84-90

Here’s my improved version:

6:84 Muhammad name-dropping. Appeal To False Authority.

85 Muhammad name-dropping. Appeal To False Authority.

86 Muhammad name-dropping. Appeal To False Authority.

87 Muhammad forgets the names. Appeal To False Authority.

88 Allah doesn’t guide anyone.

89 Allah doesn’t give scripture to anyone, not even Muhammad. Same with authority and prophethood.

90 Allah doesn’t guide. See verse 88 above.

Muhammad pretending to be Allah tells Muhammad to “Say”.

Also Muhammad’s voice rarely got beyond the people in his vicinity – how does it get to the other worlds? Where people don’t live? So do Islamic angels carry Muhammad’s words to other worlds? Obviously this is nonsense, so showing Allah is Muhammad.

Qur’an 6:84-90

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.