A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:80 And his people argued with him.
He said, “Do you argue with me concerning Allāh while He has guided me? And I fear not what you associate with Him [and will not be harmed] unless my Lord should will something. My Lord encompasses all things in knowledge; then will you not remember? 81 And how should I fear what you associate while you do not fear that you have associated with Allāh that for which He has not sent down to you any authority? So which of the two parties has more right to security, if you should know?”
82 They who believe and do not mix their belief with injustice – those will have security, and they are [rightly] guided.
83 And that was Our [conclusive] argument which We gave Abraham against his people.
We raise by degrees whom We will.
Indeed, your Lord is Wise and Knowing.
Koran 6:80-83
Here’s my improved version:
6:80 The Quraysh argued with Muhammad who was pretending to be Abraham.
81 Muhammad pretending to be Abraham is better than reciting, via imaginary Jibril, the imaginary words of the imaginary Qur’an from imaginary Allah.
82 Those who aren’t confused and deceived by Muhammad leave or avoid Islam.
83 “We”, Allah and Muhammad were incompetent.
Qur’an 6:80-83
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 