Qur’an 6:17-21

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

6:17 And if Allāh should touch you with adversity, there is no remover of it except Him.

And if He touches you with good – then He is over all things competent.

18 And He is the subjugator over His servants.

And He is the Wise, the Aware.

19 Say, “What thing is greatest in testimony?”

Say, “Allāh is witness between me and you. And this Qur’ān was revealed to me that I may warn you thereby and whomever it reaches. Do you [truly] testify that with Allāh there are other deities?”

Say, “I will not testify [with you].”

Say, “Indeed, He is but one God, and indeed, I am free of what you associate [with Him].”

20 Those to whom We have given the Scripture recognize it as they recognize their [own] sons.

Those who will lose themselves [in the Hereafter] do not believe.

21 And who is more unjust than one who invents about Allāh a lie or denies His verses?

Indeed, the wrongdoers will not succeed.

Koran 6:17-21

Here’s my improved version:

6:17 There is no adversity from Allah. Imagine someone giving you adversity. Is this a good friend? Or an enemy? Adversity shows Allah is your enemy.

There is no good from Allah. Ask Allah for some money. Nothing happens. Obviously, Allah is your enemy.

18 Muhammad shows Allah subjugates himself. Imagine someone subjugated you. Is this a good friend? Or an enemy? Subjugation shows Allah is your enemy.

19 Say, say, say and say! Muhammad prepares for a debate. Obviously, a debate has no place in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, right?

20 “We” hasn’t given anyone scripture, he’s a liar.

21 Muhammad’s rhetorical question requires you to know about Allah and his lack of friends. I only know about Allah from Muhammad and Islamic sources, who talk about Al Lat, Al Uzza, Mant, Allah’s wife, pet liton, 360 idols, one for each day, and the Sky, Earth and Mountain gods that are in the Koran.

Indeed, Muhamamd the wrongdoer was and is a failure.

Qur’an 6:17-21

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.