A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:112 [And remember] when the disciples said, “O Jesus, Son of Mary, can your Lord send down to us a table [spread with food] from the heaven?”
[Jesus] said, “Fear Allāh, if you should be believers.”
113 They said, “We wish to eat from it and let our hearts be reassured and know that you have been truthful to us and be among its witnesses.”
114 Said Jesus, the son of Mary, “O Allāh, our Lord, send down to us a table [spread with food] from the heaven to be for us a festival for the first of us and the last of us and a sign from You. And provide for us, and You are the best of providers.”
115 Allāh said, “Indeed, I will send it down to you, but whoever disbelieves afterwards from among you – then indeed will I punish him with a punishment by which I have not punished anyone among the worlds.”
Koran 5:112-115
Here’s my improved version:
5:112 Muhammad invented a story about Allah, Jesus and his disciples.
No one remember this story.
Why are the words of the disciples here, instead of the words of Allah?
Why are the words of Jesus here, instead of the words of Allah?
113 Why are the words of the disciples here, instead of the words of Allah?
114 Why are the words of Jesus here, instead of the words of Allah?
115 Why does Allah quote himself?
Notice that Allah does nothing. Where is the meal for Jesus and his disciples? Logically, the table of food should appear and be described in the next verse. It’s not in the next verse. Instead there is more of Muhammad the Mad’s ramblings.
Qur’an 5:112-115
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 