A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:90 O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants, gambling, [sacrificing on] stone alters [to other than Allāh], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful.
91 Satan only wants to cause between you animosity and hatred through intoxicants and gambling and to avert you from the remembrance of Allāh and from prayer.
So will you not desist?
92 And obey Allāh and obey the Messenger and beware.
And if you turn away – then know that upon Our Messenger is only [the responsibility for] clear notification.
93 There is not upon those who believe and do righteousness [any] blame concerning what they have eaten [in the past] if they [now] fear Allāh and believe and do righteous deeds, and then fear Allāh and believe, and then fear Allāh and do good; and Allāh loves the doers of good.
Koran 5:90-93
Here’s my improved version:
5:90 Intoxicants, gambling, sacrificing, divining and praying all waste your time, effort and assets, all of which is bad for you.
91 Satan tempting you is a contradiction of Islamic Fate. If Satan tempts you to do something wasteful and you do it, then obviously Islamic Fate is either false or Allah is Satan. Either way, this shows Islam is false.
92 Obeying Muhammad shows that Muhammad is Allah, thus both are false. So don’t obey Muhammad. You’re wasting your life.
93 Notice Muhammad talking about those who changed from pagan polytheism to Islamic polytheism so showing Muhammad was speaking to people of his own time and not reciting the words of a timeless and real god. So you know Koran is false.
Qur’an 5:90-93
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 