A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh will not impose blame upon you for what is meaningless in your oaths, but He will impose blame upon you for [breaking] what you intended of oaths.
So its expiation is the feeding of ten needy people from the average of that which you feed your [own] families or clothing them or the freeing of a slave.
But whoever cannot find [or afford it] – then a fast of three days [is required].
That is the expiation for oaths when you have sworn.
But guard your oaths.
Thus does Allāh make clear to you His verses [i.e., revealed law] that you may be grateful.
Koran 5:89
Here’s my improved version:
Allah does nothing.
Slavery is evil.
To free a slave means you have already done evil to another.
Qur’an 5:89
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 