A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:87 O you who have believed, do not prohibit the good things which Allāh has made lawful to you and do not transgress.
Indeed, Allāh does not like transgressors.
88 And eat of what Allāh has provided for you [which is] lawful and good.
And fear Allāh, in whom you are believers.
Koran 5:87-88
Here’s my improved version:
5:87 What things did Allah make lawful? Muhammad fails to name these. Is everything lawful now, like eating pork?
88 Allah provides nothing to eat.
Muslims starve around the world, waiting for an idol to provide them with food.
Qur’an 5:87-88
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 