A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:82 You will surely find the most intense of the people in animosity toward the believers [to be] the Jews and those who associate others with Allāh; and you will find the nearest of them in affection to the believers those who say, “We are Christians.”
That is because among them are priests and monks and because they are not arrogant.
83 And when they hear what has been revealed to the Messenger, you see their eyes overflowing with tears because of what they have recognized of the truth.
They say, “Our Lord, we have believed, so register us among the witnesses. 84 And why should we not believe in Allāh and what has come to us of the truth? And we aspire that our Lord will admit us [to Paradise] with the righteous people.”
85 So Allāh rewarded them for what they said1 with gardens [in Paradise] beneath which rivers flow, wherein they abide eternally.
And that is the reward of doers of good.
86 But those who disbelieved and denied Our signs – they are the companions of Hellfire.
Koran 5:82-86
Here’s my improved version:
5:82 Muhammad hates Jews.
Muhammad praises Christians.
Obviously Muhammad should have been a Christian and promoted Christianity as it’s better than Islam.
83 The reaction of these Christians can’t be confirmed, 84 because they all died 1400 years ago.
85 Allah didn’t reward them.
86 Allah didn’t punish anyone.
Allah is imaginary. Islam, Muhammad and Koran are false.
Qur’an 5:82-86
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 