A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:76 Say, “Do you worship besides Allāh that which holds for you no [power of] harm or benefit while it is Allāh who is the Hearing, the Knowing?”
77 Say, “O People of the Scripture, do not exceed limits in your religion beyond the truth and do not follow the inclinations of a people who had gone astray before and misled many and have strayed from the soundness of the way.”
Koran 5:76-77
Here’s my improved version:
5:76 Muhammad can’t say anything, he’s dust in his grave.
77 Commands to Muhammad to “say” show that the Koran is Muhammad’s creation, while he pretends to be Allah.
Qur’an 5:76-77
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 