A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
O Messenger, announce that which has been revealed to you from your Lord, and if you do not, then you have not conveyed His message.
And Allāh will protect you from the people.
Indeed, Allāh does not guide the disbelieving people.
Koran 5:67
Here’s my improved version:
Obviously not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, thus showing Allah is imaginary, Islam is false and Muhammad a liar.
Allah didn’t protect Muhammad from being stoned, poisoned, infected, infested and suffering from the effects of his own stupidity.
Allah doesn’t act, as he’s an idol.
Qur’an 5:67
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 