A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:64 And the Jews say, “The hand of Allāh is chained.”
Chained are their hands, and cursed are they for what they say.
Rather, both His hands are extended; He spends however He wills.
And that which has been revealed to you from your Lord will surely increase many of them in transgression and disbelief.
And We have cast among them animosity and hatred until the Day of Resurrection.
Every time they kindled the fire of war [against you], Allāh extinguished it.
And they strive throughout the land [causing] corruption, and Allāh does not like corrupters.
65 And if only the People of the Scripture had believed and feared Allāh, We would have removed from them their misdeeds and admitted them to Gardens of Pleasure.
66 And if only they had upheld [the law of] the Torah, the Gospel, and what has been revealed to them from their Lord [i.e., the Qur’ān], they would have consumed [provision] from above them and from beneath their feet.
Among them are a moderate [i.e., acceptable] community, but many of them – evil is that which they do.
Koran 5:64-66
Here’s my improved version:
5:64 Allah is a miser. Why? Nothing comes from Allah – he’s a stone idol, an imaginary being inside Muhammad, now dust in the desert.
Notice that the “Day of Resurrection” has never happened. Either Muhammad is 1400 years late with his prophecy, or he was simply a false prophet, a liar.
65 How do the Jews and Christians know about Allah? Muhammad doesn’t speak their language, is not a Jew or Christian and isn’t a messenger or prophet. Muhammad’s incompetence is Allah’s incompetence, showing Allah is Muhammad.
66 The Jews follow the Torah. The Christians follow the Bible. Neither follow the Koran that isn’t in their language, and isn’t written down, and comes from Muhammad the Mad.
Qur’an 5:64-66
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 