A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:54 O you who have believed, whoever of you should revert from his religion – Allāh will bring forth [in place of them] a people He will love and who will love Him [who are] humble toward the believers, strong against the disbelievers; they strive in the cause of Allāh and do not fear the blame of a critic.
That is the favor of Allāh; He bestows it upon whom He wills.
And Allāh is all-Encompassing and Knowing.
55 Your ally is none but Allāh and [therefore] His Messenger and those who have believed – those who establish prayer and give zakāh, and they bow [in worship].
56 And whoever is an ally of Allāh and His Messenger and those who have believed – indeed, the party of Allāh – they will be the predominant.
Koran 5:54-56
Here’s my improved version:
5:54 Muslims have left Islam. Allah did nothing. There is no favor of Allah.
55 How can Muhammad be ally of Muslims, when he’s long dead? Thus you know that Allah is long dead too. There are no allies for Muslims.
As for giving “zakāh” – who do you give it too, when Muhammad is dust and can’t use it on important charities like making himself rich?
56 Islam has lost, because Muhammad made Islam about himself and he’s dead.
Qur’an 5:54-56
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 