A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:41 O Messenger, let them not grieve you who hasten into disbelief of those who say, “We believe” with their mouths, but their hearts believe not, and from among the Jews.
[They are] avid listeners to falsehood, listening to another people who have not come to you.
They distort words beyond their [proper] places [i.e., usages], saying, “If you are given this, take it; but if you are not given it, then beware.”
But he for whom Allāh intends fitnah – never will you possess [power to do] for him a thing against Allāh.
Those are the ones for whom Allāh does not intend to purify their hearts.
For them in this world is disgrace, and for them in the Hereafter is a great punishment.
42 [They are] avid listeners to falsehood, devourers of [what is] unlawful.
So if they come to you, [O Muḥammad], judge between them or turn away from them.
And if you turn away from them – never will they harm you at all.
And if you judge, judge between them with justice.
Indeed, Allāh loves those who act justly.
43 But how is it that they come to you for judgement while they have the Torah, in which is the judgement of Allāh?
Then they turn away, [even] after that; but those are not [in fact] believers.
44 Indeed, We sent down the Torah, in which was guidance and light.
The prophets who submitted [to Allāh] judged by it for the Jews, as did the rabbis and scholars by that with which they were entrusted of the Scripture of Allāh, and they were witnesses thereto.
So do not fear the people but fear Me, and do not exchange My verses for a small price [i.e., worldly gain].
And whoever does not judge by what Allāh has revealed – then it is those who are the disbelievers.
Koran 5:41-44
Here’s my improved version:
5:41 This Koran passage is a message from Muhammad the Mad pretending to be Allah to Muhammad the Sad. Muhammad was unable to be a messenger or prophet to the Jews as he was not a Jew and didn’t speak their language, nor did he worship the same god. Muhammad worshipped Allah, his wife, three daughters, their pet lion, and 360 other idols all false. The Jews and Christians worship just one god, YHWH.
Muhammad also blames Allah for his problems. Muhammad and Allah having problems shows at least one is false, which means both are false.
And of course none of the people that Muhammad complained about are in Islamic Fire, thus Muhammad the false prophet and liar.
42 How can Muhammad judge between them, when he executed all the Jewish men and enslaved all Jewish women and children? Muhammad is long dead and can’t judge anymore.
43 Muhammad praises the Torah. So obviously Muhammad and his Koran contradict current Islamic doctrine, showing Islam is corrupt, incoherent and false.
44 Jibril (We) claims to have send down the Torah, “in which was guidance and light.” The Torah is written by Moses and others, inspired by GOD, not by “Jibril”.
Muhammad’s praise for Torah shows Torah is better than Koran. Thus Muhammad was a liar for a false god and religion.
Qur’an 5:41-44
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 