A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:38 [As for] the thief, the male and the female, amputate their hands in recompense for what they earned [i.e., committed] as a deterrent [punishment] from Allāh.
And Allāh is Exalted in Might and Wise.
39 But whoever repents after his wrongdoing and reforms, indeed, Allāh will turn to him in forgiveness.
Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
40 Do you not know that to Allāh belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth?
He punishes whom He wills and forgives whom He wills, and Allāh is over all things competent.
Koran 5:38-40
Here’s my improved version:
5:38 Permanent punishment for a temporary loss is vile and evil. Worse, isn’t Allah the creator of the thief? So why are Muslims punishing theft and not Allah? Muslims punishing people for Allah’s crimes shows Allah is imaginary, fictional and false.
39 Will Allah restore the thief’s hands? Obviously not.
What if the thief was falsely accused?
Will Allah restore the thief’s hands? Obviously not.
40 Allah can’t repair the hands of the falsely accused thief. Thus you know Allah is imaginary, fictional and false.
Allah punishes no one and forgives no one and isn’t competent, just like Muhammad was incompetent, in copying a pagan punishment into Islam.
Qur’an 5:38-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 