A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:35 O you who have believed, fear Allāh and seek the means [of nearness] to Him and strive in His cause that you may succeed.
36 Indeed, those who disbelieve – if they should have all that is in the earth and the like of it with it by which to ransom themselves from the punishment of the Day of Resurrection, it will not be accepted from them, and for them is a painful punishment.
37 They will wish to get out of the Fire, but never are they to emerge therefrom, and for them is an enduring punishment.
Koran 5:35-37
Here’s my improved version:
5:35 To get near to Allah, visit Petra, Jordan, where his idol stood, or look at the full moon.
Allah is imaginary.
36 The Day of Resurrection is imaginary and has never happened.
37 Islamic Fire is imaginary and has never happened.
Qur’an 5:35-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 