A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:20 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when Moses said to his people, “O my people, remember the favor of Allāh upon you when He appointed among you prophets and made you possessors1 and gave you that which He had not given anyone among the worlds. 21 O my people, enter the blessed land [i.e., Palestine] which Allāh has assigned to you and do not turn back [from fighting in Allāh’s cause] and [thus] become losers.”
22 They said, “O Moses, indeed within it is a people of tyrannical strength, and indeed, we will never enter it until they leave it; but if they leave it, then we will enter.”
23 Said two men from those who feared [to disobey] upon whom Allāh had bestowed favor, “Enter upon them through the gate, for when you have entered it, you will be predominant. And upon Allāh rely, if you should be believers.”
24 They said, “O Moses, indeed we will not enter it, ever, as long as they are within it; so go, you and your Lord, and fight. Indeed, we are remaining right here.”
25 [Moses] said, “My Lord, indeed I do not possess [i.e., control] except myself and my brother, so part us1 from the defiantly disobedient people.”
26 [Allāh] said, “Then indeed, it is forbidden to them for forty years [in which] they will wander throughout the land. So do not grieve over the defiantly disobedient people.”
Koran 5:20-26
Here’s my improved version:
5:20 Moses makes Koran as good as
MuhammadAllah.21 Israel, not Palestine. It’s where the Israelies live, not the Muslims and not the Palestinians invented by Yasser Arafat.
22 The Israelis makes Koran as good as
MuhammadAllah.23 Two Jews make Koran as good as
MuhammadAllah.24 The Israelis makes Koran as good as
MuhammadAllah.25 Moses makes Koran as good as
MuhammadAllah.26 Allah? makes Koran as good as
MuhammadAllah.Allah quoting himself shows that the author, Muhammad, is trying to quote from Torah and Bible, Numbers 13–14, badly.
Qur’an 5:20-26
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 