A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:12 And Allāh had already taken a covenant from the Children of Israel, and We delegated from among them twelve leaders.
And Allāh said, “I am with you. If you establish prayer and give zakāh and believe in My messengers and support them and loan Allāh a goodly loan, I will surely remove from you your misdeeds and admit you to gardens beneath which rivers flow. But whoever of you disbelieves after that has certainly strayed from the soundness of the way.”
13 So for their breaking of the covenant We cursed them and made their hearts hardened.
They distort words from their [proper] places [i.e., usages] and have forgotten a portion of that of which they were reminded.
And you will still observe deceit among them, except a few of them.
But pardon them and overlook [their misdeeds].
Indeed, Allāh loves the doers of good.
14 And from those who say, “We are Christians” We took their covenant; but they forgot a portion of that of which they were reminded.
So We caused among them animosity and hatred until the Day of Resurrection.
And Allāh is going to inform them about what they used to do.
Koran 5:12-14
Here’s my improved version:
5:12 The sons of Jacob formed their own tribes in Israel. Nothing to do with Allah, Muhammad’s false god.
Note how stupid Muhammad was, to show that Allah spoke directly to the sons of Jacob (which he didn’t), but not to stupid Muhammad.
13 Muhammad shows Allah is evil and stupid.
14 Muhammad shows Allah is evil and stupid.
Muhammad was a liar and Allah is false.
Muhammad was stupid.
Qur’an 5:12-14
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 