Qur’an 5:7-11

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

5:7 And remember the favor of Allāh upon you and His covenant with which He bound you when you said, “We hear and we obey”; and fear Allāh.

Indeed, Allāh is Knowing of that within the breasts.

8 O you who have believed, be persistently standing firm for Allāh, witnesses in justice, and do not let the hatred of a people prevent you from being just.

Be just; that is nearer to righteousness.

And fear Allāh; indeed, Allāh is [fully] Aware of what you do.

9 Allāh has promised those who believe and do righteous deeds [that] for them there is forgiveness and great reward.

10 But those who disbelieve and deny Our signs – those are the companions of Hellfire.

11 O you who have believed, remember the favor of Allāh upon you when a people determined to extend their hands [in aggression] against you, but He withheld their hands from you; and fear Allāh.

And upon Allāh let the believers rely.

Koran 5:7-11

Here’s my improved version:

5:7 Muhammad and his Muslims received no “favor” from Allah.

What Muslim will say: “We hear and we obey”? Only Muhammad was plural, having Allah on his right shoulder and Jibril on his left shoulder.

Allah knows nothing. Allah is imaginary, fictional and false.

8 That hatred? It’s a consequence from Muhammad persistently attacking his own tribe. Recall that Khadija claimed: “By Allah, Allah will never disgrace you, for by Allah, you keep good relations with your kith and kin, speak the truth, help the poor and the destitute, entertain your guests generously and assist those who are stricken with calamities” in Sahih al-Bukhari 4953. It’s Muhammad’s later actions that caused that hate.

9 Muhammad and his Muslims have never received that “great reward”, thus we know there’s no “forgiveness”, just the inaction of an imaginary being, an idol, a false god.

10 Those enemies of Muhammad and his Muslims aren’t in “Hellfire”. Muhammad was simply a liar.

11 As for what happened in battle, obviously Allah didn’t interfere – Muhammad was just lying about it.

Muslims battling their own tribe, shows that Allah is the creator of neither. Muhammad was a failure.

Qur’an 5:7-11

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.