A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
O you who have believed, when you rise to [perform] prayer, wash your faces and your forearms to the elbows and wipe over your heads and wash your feet to the ankles.
And if you are in a state of janābah, then purify yourselves.
But if you are ill or on a journey or one of you comes from the place of relieving himself or you have contacted women and do not find water, then seek clean earth and wipe over your faces and hands with it.
Allāh does not intend to make difficulty for you, but He intends to purify you and complete His favor upon you that you may be grateful.
Koran 5:6
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad hated smelly Muslim men.
Why is smell important to Allah? Because Allah is Muhammad and both hated smelly Muslim men.
Notice there’s nothing about Muslim women having to wash. Obviously they’re not permitted to pray, or, they wash better than smelly Muslim men, without needing to be ordered to wash by
MuhammadAllah.Either way, Muhammad’s sexism and incompetence is on display.
Qur’an 5:6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 