A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:144 O you who have believed, do not take the disbelievers as allies instead of the believers.
Do you wish to give Allāh against yourselves a clear case?
145 Indeed, the hypocrites will be in the lowest depths of the Fire – and never will you find for them a helper – 146 Except for those who repent, correct themselves, hold fast to Allāh, and are sincere in their religion for Allāh, for those will be with the believers.
And Allāh is going to give the believers a great reward.
147 What would Allāh do with [i.e., gain from] your punishment if you are grateful and believe?
And ever is Allāh Appreciative1 and Knowing.
Koran 4:144-147
Here’s my improved version:
4:144 Make friends with everyone.
Notice Allah doesn’t guide you to be a good Muslim. Instead there is Muhammad ranting in his Koran.
145 The hypocrites, ex-Muslims and pagans of Muhammad time are dust in the desert, none of them in Islamic Fire. No punishment from Allah.
146 There is no great reward (Islamic Paradise) for Muslims.
147 A rhetorical question shows Allah is Muhammad.
Qur’an 4:144-147
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 