A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:142 Indeed, the hypocrites [think to] deceive Allāh, but He is deceiving them.
And when they stand for prayer, they stand lazily, showing [themselves to] the people and not remembering Allāh except a little, 143 Wavering between them, [belonging] neither to these [i.e., the believers] nor to those [i.e., the disbelievers].
And whoever Allāh sends astray – never will you find for him a way.
Koran 4:142-143
Here’s my improved version:
4:142 Allah deceives hypocrites according to Muhammad. Seems like Allah prefers hypocrites over Muslims. Which seems like a good reason to leave Islam.
143 Muhammad couldn’t convince the hypocrites to be good Muslims, and so blames Allah for his problems.
Poor Allah, the scapegoat of Muhammad.
Qur’an 4:142-143
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 