A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:131 And to Allāh belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.
And We have instructed those who were given the Scripture before you and yourselves to fear Allāh.
But if you disbelieve – then to Allāh belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.
And ever is Allāh Free of need and Praiseworthy.
132 And to Allāh belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.
And sufficient is Allāh as Disposer of affairs.
133 If He wills, He can do away with you, O people, and bring others [in your place].
And ever is Allāh competent to do that.
134 Whoever desires the reward of this world – then with Allāh is the reward of this world and the Hereafter.
And ever is Allāh Hearing and Seeing.
Koran 4:131-134
Here’s my improved version:
4:131 Allah owns nothing and is imaginary.
Allah owns nothing and is imaginary.
132 Allah owns nothing and is imaginary.
133 Your parents created you. Not imaginary Allah.
134 There are no rewards of this world and none in the hereafter. When you’re born, you’re born with nothing but the love of your parents.
Allah hears, sees, tastes and smells nothing.
Qur’an 4:131-134
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 