A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:116 Indeed, Allāh does not forgive association with Him, but He forgives what is less than that for whom He wills.
And he who associates others with Allāh has certainly gone far astray.
117 They call upon instead of Him none but female [deities], and they [actually] call upon none but a rebellious Satan, 118 Whom Allāh has cursed.
For he had said, “I will surely take from among Your servants a specific portion. 119 And I will mislead them, and I will arouse in them [sinful] desires, and I will command them so they will slit the ears of cattle, and I will command them so they will change the creation of Allāh.”
And whoever takes Satan as an ally instead of Allāh has certainly sustained a clear loss.
120 He [i.e., Satan] promises them and arouses desire in them.
But Satan does not promise them except delusion.
121 The refuge of those will be Hell, and they will not find from it an escape.
122 But the ones who believe and do righteous deeds – We will admit them to gardens beneath which rivers flow, wherein they will abide forever.
[It is] the promise of Allāh, [which is] truth, and who is more truthful than Allāh in statement.
Koran 4:116-122
Here’s my improved version:
4:116 Note that the Jews and Christians don’t have a wife, three daughters, a pet lion, and 360 idols with YHWH. Muhammad forgot that before he was persuaded to be a Muslim by his wife, Khadija, he and she both worshipped the daughters of Allah and many other idols, all friends of Allah. Allah didn’t tell them not to.
And note again, that the Jews and Christians never associated these idols with YHWH or Jesus. Nor do the Jews and Christians worship or call upon Satan.
117 A “deity” that has a wife and daughters and friends who are are idols, is itself an idol.
118 What does Satan take from people? Obviously nothing as Muhammad was unable to name what a “specific portion” is. As for misleading people, obviously Satan is a failure at misleading Jews and Christians, as they have never associated Allah’s wife, three daughters, pet lion and 360 idols with YHWH.
119 Slitting cattle ears is an obselete method of marking ownership of cattle, showing Allah is of Muhammad’s time and place, his culture, so showing Allah is Muhammad and so Islam is false.
120 Muhammad tells Muslims that owning cattle is a delusion.
121 Islamic Fire is imaginary, no matter what name Muhammad gives it.
122 Islamic Paradise is imaginary, no matter what name Muhammad gives it.
Muhammad was a liar, ranting about the slit ears of cattle.
Qur’an 4:116-122
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 