Qur’an 4:110-115

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

4:110 And whoever does a wrong or wrongs himself but then seeks forgiveness of Allāh will find Allāh Forgiving and Merciful.

111 And whoever earns [i.e., commits] a sin only earns it against himself.

And Allāh is ever Knowing and Wise.

112 But whoever earns an offense or a sin and then blames it on an innocent [person] has taken upon himself a slander and manifest sin.

113 And if it was not for the favor of Allāh upon you, [O Muḥammad], and His mercy, a group of them would have determined to mislead you.

But they do not mislead except themselves, and they will not harm you at all.

And Allāh has revealed to you the Book and wisdom and has taught you that which you did not know.

And ever has the favor of Allāh upon you been great.

114 No good is there in much of their private conversation, except for those who enjoin charity or that which is right or conciliation between people.

And whoever does that seeking means to the approval of Allāh – then We are going to give him a great reward.

115 And whoever opposes the Messenger after guidance has become clear to him and follows other than the way of the believers – We will give him what he has taken and drive him into Hell, and evil it is as a destination.

Koran 4:110-115

Here’s my improved version:

4:110 If you do wrong against others, seek forgiveness from them.

111 Doing evil makes you evil. Stop being evil. Do good.

112 Blaming others for your evil is also evil. Stop being evil. Do good.

113 Allah does nothing, he died long ago with Muhammad.

Don’t slander. Honesty is the best policy.

114 Talking about others of Muhammad’s time and place, shows Allah is local to Muhammad and so Islam is a cult, false and evil.

115 How does one follow dead Muhammad? Muhammad need to be obeyed shows that Allah is Muhammad and Islam is about worship and devotion to Muhammad, not to a real god.

Qur’an 4:110-115

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.