A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:97 Indeed, those whom the angels take [in death] while wronging themselves – [the angels] will say, “In what [condition] were you?”
They will say, “We were oppressed in the land.”
They [the angels] will say, “Was not the earth of Allāh spacious [enough] for you to emigrate therein?”
For those, their refuge is Hell – and evil it is as a destination.
98 Except for the oppressed among men, women, and children who cannot devise a plan nor are they directed to a way – 99 For those it is expected that Allāh will pardon them, and Allāh is ever Pardoning and Forgiving.
100 And whoever emigrates for the cause of Allāh will find on the earth many [alternative] locations and abundance.
And whoever leaves his home as an emigrant to Allāh and His Messenger and then death overtakes him – his reward has already become incumbent upon Allāh.
And Allāh is ever Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 4:97-100
Here’s my improved version:
4:97 No one oppresses Muslims, apart from Islamic nations.
And if Islamic nations can’t condemn China about the oppression of Muslims,…
98 There are no angels who bear Muslims upon their backs like a flying donkey bears a false prophet. Nor do Islamic angels speak to Muslims to confirm Islam is more than false.
99 What is Muslim charity for? It’s for demonstrating that there’s no abundance and no mercy from imaginary Allah.
100 If you die while escaping the oppression of Muslims, you’re another casuality of the evil of Islam.
Qur’an 4:97-100
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 