A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:95 Not equal are those believers remaining [at home] – other than the disabled – and the mujāhideen, [who strive and fight] in the cause of Allāh with their wealth and their lives.
Allāh has preferred the mujāhideen through their wealth and their lives over those who remain [behind], by degrees.
And to all [i.e., both] Allāh has promised the best [reward].
But Allāh has preferred the mujāhideen over those who remain [behind] with a great reward – 96 Degrees [of high position] from Him and forgiveness and mercy.
And Allāh is ever Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 4:95-96
Here’s my improved version:
4:95 Muhammad altered his recitation at the request of a blind man, showing the lack of omniscience and wisdom of Allah and Muhammad, thus Koran and Islam are false.
96 There are no rewards for martyrdom – Allah died with Muhammad.
Qur’an 4:95-96
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
