A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:84 So fight, [O Muḥammad], in the cause of Allāh; you are not held responsible except for yourself.
And encourage the believers [to join you] that perhaps Allāh will restrain the [military] might of those who disbelieve.
And Allāh is greater in might and stronger in [exemplary] punishment.
85 Whoever intercedes for a good cause will have a share [i.e., reward] therefrom; and whoever intercedes for an evil cause will have a portion [i.e., burden] therefrom.
And ever is Allāh, over all things, a Keeper.
86 And when you are greeted with a greeting, greet [in return] with one better than it or [at least] return it [in a like manner].
Indeed Allāh is ever, over all things, an Accountant.
87 Allāh – there is no deity except Him.
He will surely assemble you for [account on] the Day of Resurrection, about which there is no doubt.
And who is more truthful than Allāh in statement.
Koran 4:84-87
Here’s my improved version:
4:84 Fighting, making war for Islam, shows Muhammad had no good and true reasons to be Muslim. After all, if we believe in Islam, who created the non-Muslim? Allah right? So who are Muslims to usurp the power of Allah by making his creations, dead, and so contradicting Islamic Fate? The power of Muslims to kill those that oppose them, show that the Muslim sword is greater than Allah, thus Allah is imaginary, fictional and false.
85 Making war is evil. Muhammad called for war – Muhammad was evil and false. Muhammad spoke for Allah and called for war – Allah was evil and false. Koran calls for war – Koran is evil and false. Islam calls for war – Islam is evil and false.
86 Respect people, over and above insane and evil ideologies, false gods and false prophets.
87 Allah is imaginary. He, in the form of Muhammad, is unable to give even one good and true reason to be Muslim.
Those Muslims who died in battle trying to murder innocent people, they are dust in the desert, like Muhammad and Allah.
Qur’an 4:84-87
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
