A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:82 Then do they not reflect upon the Qur’ān?
If it had been from [any] other than Allāh, they would have found within it much contradiction.
83 And when there comes to them something [i.e., information] about [public] security or fear, they spread it around.
But if they had referred it back to the Messenger or to those of authority among them, then the ones who [can] draw correct conclusions from it would have known about it.
And if not for the favor of Allāh upon you and His mercy, you would have followed Satan, except for a few.
Koran 4:82-83
Here’s my improved version:
4:82 Koran has many contradictions. So Koran comes from Muhammad and his friends, which means Allah is fictional, imaginary and false. Thus Islam is false.
83 Don’t listen to rumours about Muhammad. Muhammad really was a false prophet, a liar and a deceiver.
Qur’an 4:82-83
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 