A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:80 He who obeys the Messenger has obeyed Allāh; but those who turn away – We have not sent you over them as a guardian.
81 And they say, “[We pledge] obedience.”
But when they leave you, a group of them spend the night determining to do other than what you say.
But Allāh records what they plan by night.
So leave them alone and rely upon Allāh.
And sufficient is Allāh as Disposer of affairs.
Koran 4:80-81
Here’s my improved version:
4:80 Who is the god of Islam? Is it Muhammad or Allah?
If it’s Muhammad, then Allah is obviously false.
If it’s Allah, then there’s no need to obey a dead man, there’s no need for this verse, and so Koran, Allah and Islam are false.
81 Why are the words of a liar and deceiver here, along with the words of hypocritical Muslims? Surely we should be reading the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, right?
Thus you know Koran is false, Muhammad was a liar, so Allah is imaginary, fictional and false, which means Islam is false.
Qur’an 4:80-81
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 