A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:71 O you who have believed, take your precaution and [either] go forth in companies or go forth all together.
72 And indeed, there is among you he who lingers behind; and if disaster strikes you, he says, “Allāh has favored me in that I was not present with them.”
73 But if bounty comes to you from Allāh, he will surely say, as if [i.e., showing that] there had never been between you and him any affection, “Oh, I wish I had been with them so I could have attained a great attainment.”
74 So let those fight in the cause of Allāh who sell the life of this world for the Hereafter.
And he who fights in the cause of Allāh and is killed or achieves victory – We will bestow upon him a great reward.
Koran 4:71-74
Here’s my improved version:
4:71 Don’t raid caravans or make war. It’s evil.
72 Obviously Allah didn’t favour those Muslims were defeated by the innocent (the “disaster”). Truly Islam is a corruption upon the land, a creeping bandity.
73 What is the “great attainment”? According to the footnote: “The spoils of war. Although having pretended to befriend the believers in support of Allāh’s religion, the hypocrite will not be willing to fight except for material gain.” The great attainment is created not by Allah, but by peaceful non-Muslims, working hard and trading. Thus showing Allah is imaginary and false, the idol of bandits, bandits who can’t make a living, but must prey upon others.
74 Islam is a death cult, for the benefit of Muhammad’s life. He gets to enjoy the wealth stolen by Muslim bandits, while their death means nothing to Muhammad. And those dead Muslim bandits and Muhammad? All dust in the desert, none of them enjoying Allah’s supposed reward.
Qur’an 4:71-74
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 