A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:66 And if We had decreed upon them, “Kill yourselves” or “Leave your homes,” they would not have done it, except for a few of them.
But if they had done what they were instructed, it would have been better for them and a firmer position [for them in faith].
67 And then We would have given them from Us a great reward.
68 And We would have guided them to a straight path.
69 And whoever obeys Allāh and the Messenger – those will be with the ones upon whom Allāh has bestowed favor of the prophets, the steadfast affirmers of truth, the martyrs and the righteous.
And excellent are those as companions.
70 That is the bounty from Allāh, and sufficient is Allāh as Knower.
Koran 4:66-70
Here’s my improved version:
4:66 Don’t obey Muhammad’s command to kill yourself or to abandon your homes.
67 Nothing comes from Allah, not even the life you were granted by your parents.
68 Is it a straight path for Muhammad to command you to kill yourself?
69 If you obey Muhammad, why haven’t you killed yourself? This is such an evil command.
70 There’s no bounty from Allah. The Jews pointed this out to Muhammad, mocking him.
Qur’an 4:66-70
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 