A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:44 Have you not seen those who were given a portion of the Scripture, purchasing error [in exchange for it] and wishing you would lose the way?
45 And Allāh is most knowing of your enemies; and sufficient is Allāh as an ally, and sufficient is Allāh as a helper.
46 Among the Jews are those who distort words from their [proper] places [i.e., usages] and say, “We hear and disobey” and “Hear but be not heard” and “Rāʿinā,” twisting their tongues and defaming the religion.
And if they had said [instead], “We hear and obey” and “Wait for us [to understand],” it would have been better for them and more suitable.
But Allāh has cursed them for their disbelief, so they believe not, except for a few.
Koran 4:44-46
Here’s my improved version:
4:44 You haven’t seen the people Muhammad speaks of.
45 Allah is ignorant, as proven by the previous verse.
46 A god that can’t speak (and listen) in every language is false.
Muhammad’s Allah demands you speak in Muhammad’s language.
Muhammad murdered those Jews, for exposing him as a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Qur’an 4:44-46
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 