A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
O you who have believed, do not approach prayer while you are intoxicated until you know what you are saying or in a state of janābah, except those passing through [a place of prayer], until you have washed [your whole body].
And if you are ill or on a journey or one of you comes from the place of relieving himself or you have contacted women [i.e., had sexual intercourse] and find no water, then seek clean earth and wipe over your faces and your hands [with it].
Indeed, Allāh is ever Pardoning and Forgiving.
Koran 4:43
Here’s my improved version:
Don’t get drunk or drugged.
Wait until you’re sober, before driving a car or camel.
Wash regularly.
Qur’an 4:43
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 