Qur’an 4:37-39

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

4:37 Who are stingy and enjoin upon [other] people stinginess and conceal what Allāh has given them of His bounty – and We have prepared for the disbelievers a humiliating punishment –

38 And [also] those who spend of their wealth to be seen by the people and believe not in Allāh nor in the Last Day.

And he to whom Satan is a companion – then evil is he as a companion.

39 And what [harm would come] upon them if they believed in Allāh and the Last Day and spent out of what Allāh provided for them?

And Allāh is ever, about them, Knowing.

Koran 4:37-39

Here’s my improved version:

4:37 Allah has no bounty. It’s people that create wealth.

38 Satan’s companion is a mere human, long since dead.

Who would have known this, other than Muhammad, lying?

39 Give charity.

Allah knows nothing.

Qur’an 4:37-39

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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