A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:26 Allāh wants to make clear to you [the lawful from the unlawful] and guide you to the [good] practices of those before you and to accept your repentance.
And Allāh is Knowing and Wise.
27 Allāh wants to accept your repentance, but those who follow [their] passions want you to digress [into] a great deviation.
28 And Allāh wants to lighten for you [your difficulties]; and mankind was created weak.
Koran 4:26-28
Here’s my improved version:
4:26 Allah is a stone idol who does nothing.
27 Allah the stone idol accepts repentance, just like all stone idols accept reptance, by doing nothing.
28 Stone idols are heavy to carry.
Abandon them in the desert.
Qur’an 4:26-28
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 