A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
17 The repentance accepted by Allāh is only for those who do wrong in ignorance [or carelessness] and then repent soon [after].
It is those to whom Allāh will turn in forgiveness, and Allāh is ever Knowing and Wise.
18 But repentance is not [accepted] of those who [continue to] do evil deeds up until, when death comes to one of them, he says, “Indeed, I have repented now,” or of those who die while they are disbelievers.
For them We have prepared a painful punishment.
Koran 4:17-18


Here’s my improved version:
17 Allah accepts repentance in the same way stone accepts repentance.
18 A stone, like Allah, also doesn’t accept repentance, no matter what you do.
They’re both stones – they do nothing.
It’s just Muhammad, lying.
Qur’an 4:17-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
