Qur’an 4:15-16

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

15 Those who commit immorality [i.e., unlawful sexual intercourse] of your women – bring against them four [witnesses] from among you.

And if they testify, confine them [i.e., the guilty women] to houses until death takes them or Allāh ordains for them [another] way.

16 And the two who commit it [i.e., unlawful sexual intercourse] among you – punish [i.e., dishonor] them both.

But if they repent and correct themselves, leave them alone.

Indeed, Allāh is ever Accepting of Repentance and Merciful.

Koran 4:15-16

Here’s my improved version:

A couple who committed adultery with four Muslim men as witnesses.
Allah the blind, witless idol of Islam who is not a witness.

15 Allah is not a witness. Four Muslim men are infinitely better witnesses than Allah.

16 Allah supposedly orders adultery, yet, this is a crime, according to Muhammad.

Qur’an 4:15-16

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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