A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
15 Those who commit immorality [i.e., unlawful sexual intercourse] of your women – bring against them four [witnesses] from among you.
And if they testify, confine them [i.e., the guilty women] to houses until death takes them or Allāh ordains for them [another] way.
16 And the two who commit it [i.e., unlawful sexual intercourse] among you – punish [i.e., dishonor] them both.
But if they repent and correct themselves, leave them alone.
Indeed, Allāh is ever Accepting of Repentance and Merciful.
Koran 4:15-16
Here’s my improved version:


15 Allah is not a witness. Four Muslim men are infinitely better witnesses than Allah.
16 Allah supposedly orders adultery, yet, this is a crime, according to Muhammad.
Qur’an 4:15-16
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
