Qur’an 4:5-6

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

4:5 And do not give the weak-minded your property, which Allāh has made a means of sustenance for you, but provide for them with it and clothe them and speak to them words of appropriate kindness.

6 And test the orphans [in their abilities] until they reach marriageable age.

Then if you perceive in them sound judgement, release their property to them.

And do not consume it excessively and quickly, [anticipating] that they will grow up.

And whoever, [when acting as guardian], is self-sufficient should refrain [from taking a fee]; and whoever is poor – let him take according to what is acceptable.

Then when you release their property to them, bring witnesses upon them.

And sufficient is Allāh as Accountant.

Koran 4:5-6

Here’s my improved version:

4:5 Allah didn’t provide the “weak-minded” with a mind.

Idols sit there and do nothing.

6 Adopt orphans.

There’s no need to repeat advice in a book.

Qur’an 4:5-6

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.