Qur’an 4:2-4

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

4:2 And give to the orphans their properties and do not substitute the defective [of your own] for the good [of theirs].

And do not consume their properties into your own. Indeed, that is ever a great sin.

3 And if you fear that you will not deal justly with the orphan girls, then marry those that please you of [other] women, two or three or four.

But if you fear that you will not be just, then [marry only] one or those your right hands possess [i.e., slaves].

That is more suitable that you may not incline [to injustice].

4 And give the women [upon marriage] their [bridal] gifts graciously.

But if they give up willingly to you anything of it, then take it in satisfaction and ease.

Koran 4:2-4

Here’s my improved version:

4:2 Adopt orphans.

3 Don’t marry children.

4 Gifts are gifts. Don’t expect them to be returned.

Qur’an 4:2-4

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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