A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And their Lord responded to them, “Never will I allow to be lost the work of [any] worker among you, whether male or female; you are of one another. So those who emigrated or were evicted from their homes or were harmed in My cause or fought or were killed – I will surely remove from them their misdeeds, and I will surely admit them to gardens beneath which rivers flow as reward from Allāh, and Allāh has with Him the best reward.”
Koran 3:195
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad shows that Allah is inside him and doesn’t have omniscience or any divine powers.
Muhammad even forgets that he’s supposed to be reciting this from a tablet via a demon, written before the creation of Umm Salamah and Muhammad.
Muslims, leave the land of Shirk and move to Saudi Arabia, the adopted home of Islam.
Qur’an 3:195
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 