A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:190 Indeed, in the creation of the heavens and the earth and the alternation of the night and the day are signs for those of understanding – 191 Who remember Allāh while standing or sitting or [lying] on their sides and give thought to the creation of the heavens and the earth, [saying], “Our Lord, You did not create this aimlessly; exalted are You [above such a thing]; then protect us from the punishment of the Fire.
192 Our Lord, indeed whoever You admit to the Fire – You have disgraced him, and for the wrongdoers there are no helpers.
193 Our Lord, indeed we have heard a caller [i.e., Prophet Muḥammad] calling to faith, [saying], ‘Believe in your Lord,’ and we have believed. Our Lord, so forgive us our sins and remove from us our misdeeds and cause us to die among the righteous.
194 Our Lord, and grant us what You promised us through Your messengers and do not disgrace us on the Day of Resurrection.
Indeed, You do not fail in [Your] promise.”
Koran 3:190-194
Here’s my improved version:
3:190 Our Moon orbits our Earth. Both orbit our Sun. Around our Sun orbit other planets, asteroids and comets as shown in the picture above. Night and day do not alternate around Earth, instead Earth’s surface rotates into and out of Earth’s shadow in our Sun’s constant light.
191 No one can remember Allah. Not even Muslims. The word “remember” implies you’ve met Allah, and you’ve never met Allah.
192 Notice that the Fire hasn’t happened and will never happen.
193 No one alive today has heard Muhammad.
194 Allah has no messengers.
Idols do not have messengers or prophets, only liars.
Qur’an 3:190-194
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 