A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:185 Every soul will taste death, and you will only be given your [full] compensation on the Day of Resurrection.
So he who is drawn away from the Fire and admitted to Paradise has attained [his desire].
And what is the life of this world except the enjoyment of delusion.
186 You will surely be tested in your possessions and in yourselves.
And you will surely hear from those who were given the Scripture before you and from those who associate others with Allāh much abuse.
But if you are patient and fear Allāh – indeed, that is of the matters [worthy] of resolve.
Koran 3:185-186
Here’s my improved version:
3:185 If this life is a delusion, then obviously Allah is a liar, and so false.
186 You own a pen. How is it tested by Allah, when Muhammad couldn’t write?
How are you tested by Allah when Allah doesn’t make himself known to you?
Have you heard from Jews, Christians and pagan believers in Allah? No one has because Muhammad killed all pagan believers in Allah or forced converted them into Muslims.
1400 years have passed. Nothing has happened from Allah, because he’s imaginary, a stone idol, fictional and false.
Qur’an 3:185-186
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 