A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:169 And never think of those who have been killed in the cause of Allāh as dead.
Rather, they are alive with their Lord, receiving provision, 170 Rejoicing in what Allāh has bestowed upon them of His bounty, and they receive good tidings about those [to be martyred] after them who have not yet joined them – that there will be no fear concerning them, nor will they grieve.
171 They receive good tidings of favor from Allāh and bounty and [of the fact] that Allāh does not allow the reward of believers to be lost – 172 Those [believers] who responded to Allāh and the Messenger after injury had struck them.
For those who did good among them and feared Allāh is a great reward – 173 Those to whom people [i.e., hypocrites] said, “Indeed, the people have gathered against you, so fear them.”
But it [merely] increased them in faith, and they said, “Sufficient for us is Allāh, and [He is] the best Disposer of affairs.”
174 So they returned with favor from Allāh and bounty, no harm having touched them.
And they pursued the pleasure of Allāh, and Allāh is the possessor of great bounty.
175 That is only Satan who frightens [you] of his supporters.
So fear them not, but fear Me, if you are [indeed] believers.
Koran 3:169-175
Here’s my improved version:
3:169 Muslims who are dead, are in the grave (usually). They’re not with Allah, the stone idol of Muhammad.
170 No bounty from Allah. Just the darkness of the grave. Nothingness.
171 What benefit do dead Muslims get over the dead of other religions? Nothing.
172 No need to fear Allah as he is imaginary and fictional.
173 The words of hypocrites are in the Koran, showing it’s false.
174 No bounty from Allah. Muslims battled innocent people to steal from them.
175 Fear Muhammad. LOL
Qur’an 3:169-175
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 