A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:159 So by mercy from Allāh, [O Muḥammad], you were lenient with them.
And if you had been rude [in speech] and harsh in heart, they would have disbanded from about you.
So pardon them and ask forgiveness for them and consult them in the matter.
And when you have decided, then rely upon Allāh.
Indeed, Allāh loves those who rely [upon Him].
160 If Allāh should aid you, no one can overcome you; but if He should forsake you, who is there that can aid you after Him?
And upon Allāh let the believers rely.
161 It is not [attributable] to any prophet that he would act unfaithfully [in regard to war booty].
And whoever betrays, [taking unlawfully], will come with what he took on the Day of Resurrection.
Then will every soul be [fully] compensated for what it earned, and they will not be wronged.
162 So is one who pursues the pleasure of Allāh like one who brings upon himself the anger of Allāh and whose refuge is Hell?
And wretched is the destination.
163 They are [varying] degrees in the sight of Allāh, and Allāh is Seeing of whatever they do.
164 Certainly did Allāh confer [great] favor upon the believers when He sent among them a Messenger from themselves, reciting to them His verses and purifying them and teaching them the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] and wisdom, although they had been before in manifest error.
Koran 3:159-164
Here’s my improved version:
3:159 Muhammad as Allah talks to Muhammad.
160 Allah aids no one, he’s imaginary.
161 Other prophets were better than Muhammad.
162 Muhammad stole the red robe.
163 Allah doesn’t know who stole the robe.
164 Mumammad is a hypocrite unwilling to face the punishment for theft under Islam.
Qur’an 3:159-164
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 